Evenings 7.30pm
Running Time: 1 hour 30 minutes
Thu 09 — Sat 11 Jan
Evenings 7.30pm
Running Time: 1 hour 30 minutes
Thu 09 — Sat 11 Jan
A riotous comedy play with a dark twist, never before heard original songs and far too much lycra, from Richard Kieswick & Jamie Beamish
Dave’s dream is to star in an Andrew Lloyd Webber Musical.
Despite his talent he is constantly cut at the last minute, denying the world the opportunity to see Evita’s Llama or his show stopping number as Jesus’s Donkey.
Eventually Andrew writes his greatest show with Dave as his leading man yet a secretive relationship with the beautiful White Cat threatens everything.
When opening night finally arrives, a series of inexplicable events rocks our hero to the core, forcing him onto an unexpected and destructive path, a blow our mysterious performer has never quite recovered from.
“An absolute riot! It was so funny. Far too wonderful.” Elaine Paige, BBC Radio 2
“An amazing piece of theatre! Enthralled and fascinated, entertained and horrified in equal measure... The pace is so intense, you get sucked in as the narrative pounds along; fooled by the entertaining stories, the anecdotes, the gags, the irreverent songs until there’s no escape.” Waterford News & Star
Contains adult themes, strong language, descriptions of violence and discussion of a sexual nature
Thursday 9 - Saturday 11 January
Evenings 7.30pm
£18 / £10 discounts
A booking fee of £3 per ticket applies
The Ustinov Studio entrance is on Monmouth Street. Please note, the Ustinov cannot be accessed from the Main House foyer.
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Ustinov Studio discounts apply to children, students in full-time education and members of the Theatre Royal Bath's access register.
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